| 015 | April 27, 1981 |
[27 Apr 2012 | 6:54pm] |
WARDED TO SELFWhat the fuck, Wilkes? What the bloody fuck? Dead? How the fuck are you dead? I saw you this morning just as we arrived at the Ministry. How are you DEAD by midday?
A hostage situation? What the fuck did the bloody Aurors do? Who are these assholes?
What the hell am I supposed to say to Dominic now? "Oh, by the way, Dominic, your friend that died -- that Wilkes chap -- right, he was the one that Obliviated you because you learned about my being a Death Eater. Care for another scone? Ah, perhaps more tea."
Death isn't new to us. But the Dark Lord won't be happy. The DMLE needs to be destroyed. What the hell is Mulciber going to do?
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WARDED TO DOMINIC YAXLEYYou're welcome here, any time.
I've got a rather large collection of liquour.
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| 014 | April 22, 1981 |
[22 Apr 2012 | 12:53pm] |
To be quite frank, I'd rather die than let a Mudblood Healer touch me or my wounds.
So, no. I would not want assistance. But compliments for trying, broadcaster.
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| 013 | April 17, 1981 |
[17 Apr 2012 | 10:17am] |
WARDED TO SELFDominic, Raban, the Dark Lord's wishes, and now Joss.
What else have you got for me, April?
Am I confident that I can get Dominic to see His ways? No. But am I willing to take any means to achieve said goals? Yes. I pride myself in being excellent at having people abide me, but what if it causes more harm to Dominic? That bloody idiot Wilkes fucked it all up, and now I have no fucking idea what to do about it all. What if he remains that way for the rest of his life? I can't bloody well tell anyone about it. But I can try to rectify it... somehow. I don't know how, but some way.
Blood-traitor Nott means nothing to me, regardless of what Edmund thinks of the matter. Should he even have a say? He disowned her, after all. She is merely a pawn.
I don't have the energy to think about Jocelyn's news. Rather, I don't want to. We can't have a child right now; not at a time like this. I'm not pleased at all. Perhaps I ought to convince her to put the matter to rest, literally. We have the rest of our lives to think about it.
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WARDED TO JAMIE GIBBON AND RABASTAN LESTRANGEDrinks tonight? I fully intend on opening a bottle (or five), for no reason whatsoever.
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| 012 | April 09, 1981 |
[09 Apr 2012 | 2:42pm] |
WARDED TO MAX WILKESI thought you were good at your work, Wilkes. Not merely adequate.
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[EDITED TO ADD:]
WARDED TO DOMINIC YAXLEYYou've been forgetting things.
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| 011 | March 25, 1981 |
[25 Mar 2012 | 3:20pm] |
I have a brother, who can be a right pain in the backside, from time to time. So, in order to thoroughly embarrass him, I've decided to post something on behalf of our darling mother. (Dominic, we should get her one of these journals, don't you think?)
( Wave your wands. )
You're quite welcome, everyone.
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| 010 | March 20, 1981 |
[20 Mar 2012 | 6:55pm] |
WARDED TO DOMINIC YAXLEYHave you got plans on Thursday night? Mother and father insisted that it has been much too long since we have seen each other as a family, and would love to have dinner together before the hoopla this weekend.
What say you?
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WARDED TO JOCELYN YAXLEYI'm going to be doing a little work tonight with a couple of blokes. Shouldn't be gone too late, but just mentioning it.
On a separate note, stay away from Diagon Alley on Thursday. Should you (or your friends) need something from there, make sure you get out by 6 PM, at the latest. The Dark Lord has some festivities planned for the evening, and you do not need to get caught up in that.
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Say what you will about Him You-Know-Who, but you can't deny that he is quite powerful. Relaying a message of that caliber to so many people at once? Impressive, I must say.
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| 009 | March 17, 1981 |
[17 Mar 2012 | 3:40pm] |
WARDED TO SELFDid I ever expect to come to that situation? No. Honestly, I thought he'd be more supportive. More understanding. More inclined to want to fight for us. But I suppose it's better that Wilkes did his job impeccably. He is good, he really is. Dominic won't know what happened, and that's all that matters. He'll be fine.
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WARDED TO JAMIE GIBBON AND RABASTAN LESTRANGEDominic found out about my extracurricular activity last night. Wilkes managed to take care of it, thankfully.
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WARDED TO DOMINIC YAXLEYIf I buy you beer, would you stop living with that blood traitor and move to a different flat?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day, to those that cherish and celebrate this holiday.
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| 008 | March 01, 1981 |
[01 Mar 2012 | 2:39pm] |
I'm rather pleased about the Team Building Training initiative at the Ministry. With the political climate being the way it is, it seems as though more and more people are having quite the difficult time trying to decipher who they can and cannot trust. For all we know, any number of our colleagues could be a member one of those pesky little vigilante groups. And how are we to know one way or another, without pushing their buttons (which may or may not cause our ultimate demise)?
Either way, we should embrace the fact that we all have one ultimate goal (despite having different ideas on how to achieve said goal), and that is to have a fulfilling life. Our values and beliefs may vary from person to person, but we wouldn't be human beings if we all agreed on one ideology.
Though, you're absolutely wrong, Order, with your pathetic and filthy Mud-blood-loving ideals and you will pay for the consequences.
Ah, my mistake -- I had started to write about my next case here, and I'm afraid the public isn't privy to that information!
Anyway, I hope all Ministry employees benefit from this month's team building exercises.
WARDED TO RABASTAN LESTRANGE, LOUIS HARPER, LUCIUS MALFOY, DOMINIC YAXLEY, RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE, CASSIUS TRAVERS, HEATHCLIFF JUGSON AND WALDEN MACNAIRGentlemen, please clear your calendars on March 10, after 7 PM. As we know, Gibbon is getting hitched, and with it being so close to the Big Day, I figured we should probably get it done as quickly as possible. I thought this weekend might have been too short of a notice, and barring any unfortunate circumstances, I think next weekend should be doable. Try to get to Jamie's house by 7 PM, where there will be plenty of food and alcohol to go around. After a few hours of poker, and what-have-you, we will be joined by our entertainment around 9 PM. Let me know if there any conflicts and/or problems.
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WARDED TO JAMIE GIBBONI'd just like to point out that you've probably got the best Best Man, ever.
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| 007 | February 13, 1981 |
[13 Feb 2012 | 7:26pm] |
WARDED TO JAMIE GIBBON AND RABASTAN LESTRANGESo how do you think my voice was in tonight's broadcast? Think I have a future in the WWN?
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WARDED TO JOCELYN YAXLEYI'm in an unusually cheerful mood tonight.
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